This is probably gonna be wack, but in the spirit of this 30 day blog challenge, I'm supposed to introduce myself and post a picture. There's the picture. Here's the introduction.
I'm Alisa. I write things.
I love pizza and I could watch "Straight Outta Compton" every day. In fact, I'm watching it right now. I love Jeopardy. My favorite color is green. I have one son, and he is approximately 1.25 inches shorter than me. I really, really like grape soda, and the O'Jays are my favorite music group of all time. I can't sleep in socks. It makes my feet feel claustrophobic. I put ketchup in my oodles of noodles. I am addicted to WTOP (the news radio station). I've been to Disney World like 427 times. Well, maybe not that many, but you get the gist, I'm sure. Music is my favorite thing in the world. I am 6th generation only child. I might be addicted to coffee. My favorite season is autumn, mostly because I love Thanksgiving, mostly because I am greedy and fat and live for holidays centered around dinner. If I could wear a dress every day of my life, I would. I consider myself a morning person. I attended Hampton University and majored in English Literature. Cooking is therapeutic for me. I lost track of how many tattoos I have. Somewhere between 14 and 16, I think. I'd count but I don't care that much and neither do you, I'm sure. I hate talking on the phone, but I'm really bad at texting back, too, so I suck at conversations that aren't face to face.
I also like long walks on the beach, frosted cherry pop tarts, and all Washington sports teams, even though they always lose and make me curse at them and say horrible things about them in my anger that they can't ever seem to make it past the playoffs.
That's it, ladies and gentlemen. Day one, done... like a boss.
If there's anything else you'd care to know about me, feel free to ask. I might answer... or lie to you for shits and giggles. Either way, I'm sure you'd be entertained with my response.